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Herman Cain, professional troll?

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Women for Herman Cain

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"Mr. Cain has been a strong advocate for women throughout his lifetime, defending and promoting the issues of quality health care, family, education, equality in the workplace and many other concerns so important to American women."


Irony doesn’t even begin to cover this.

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Libya…

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What is this I don’t even.

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"I am the Koch brothers’ brother from another mother."

- Wait, these Koch brothers? These guys? Um.
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"[China has] indicated that they’re trying to develop nuclear capability, and they’re trying to develop more aircraft carriers like we have."

- China has had nuclear weapons since 1964.
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Herman Cain responds to allegations of sexual harassment in song.

Whatever you say about him, you gotta admit that the guy does have a pretty decent singing voice. But then, so did this guy.

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"I do not know, just why He came to love me so.
He looked beyond my faults and saw my need."

- Herman Cain on being accused of sexual harassment, quoting this song.
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"Herman be Herman, and Herman is going to stay Herman."

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"Herman Cain will put the ‘United’ back in the United States."

- Mark Block, in a new campaign video for Herman Cain.
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"We can still drive from sea to shining sea without having to go through Checkpoint Charlie. And we can still buy groceries 24 hours a day to fill those refrigerators and freezers that are already full."

- Maybe we can fill them with cornbread.
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This makes about as much sense as most of the things that Herman Cain actually says. Via Bad Lip Reading

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"Our tax code is the 21st century version of slavery."

- H.C.

And butterscotch is the 21st century version of the Spanish Inquisition. 
Source: youtube.com