"If 10% is good enough for God, then 9% should be just fine for the Federal Government."
Does this even count as reasoning?
I really didn’t want to put this on here. But. WTF.
Herman Cain = The New Werner Herzog?
"But what do zey dream, other zhan a less free America?”
At least the man can sing. Unfortunately, he’s singing about pizza.
Maybe he should try imagining a world where women have reproductive rights?
Okay. It’s simple. The Internet needs your help.
This picture needs a macro. Just look at it. Look harder.
"Hah!" we can hear you say, "I have a whimsical image macro which would be perfect for this occasion!"
Well, this is your LUCKY DAY! We’re having a contest. With a MORALLY FRAUGHT prize.
How does enter? Simply use QuickMeme or something similar to caption this zany mug. Then upload it to Imgur or eho.st (etc) and leave it as a comment to this post.
We’ll pick a winner based on OUR COMPLETELY SCIENTIFIC METHOD of "What makes milk shoot out our noses (even if we’re not drinking milk)?"
"But what’s the prize,” we can hear you asking. “Is it some food? Or health insurance?” No. It’s neither. The winner will be the proud owner of either possessions or morals:
It’s your choice, young Jedi.