Okay. It’s simple. The Internet needs your help.
This picture needs a macro. Just look at it. Look harder.
“Hah!” we can hear you say, “I have a whimsical image macro which would be perfect for this occasion!”
Well, this is your LUCKY DAY! We’re having a contest. With a MORALLY FRAUGHT prize.
How does enter? Simply use QuickMeme or something similar to caption this zany mug. Then upload it to Imgur or eho.st (etc) and leave it as a comment to this post.
We’ll pick a winner based on OUR COMPLETELY SCIENTIFIC METHOD of “What makes milk shoot out our noses (even if we’re not drinking milk)?”
“But what’s the prize,” we can hear you asking. “Is it some food? Or health insurance?” No. It’s neither. The winner will be the proud owner of either possessions or morals:
- One of these original, Cain-for-2012-produced “Cain Vs. Unable” bumper stickers. However, only jerks would take this option because it means giving money to Mr. Cain.
- Or, we’ll pull a $20 from our throbbing, luxuriously-full post-grad wallets and donate it to Obama’s campaign.
It’s your choice, young Jedi.
AWW YEAH.
